underrated form of humor: just making shit up in past tense
My personal favourite:
me while crossing the road
our discord unanimously agreed that ratatouille is a mecha and I cried laughing after making this joke
“I want to decompose in a bog” well you clearly don’t know the first thing about bogs. Clout chaser
Huge fan of the phrase “get pickled, idiot”
Mannnn sometimes I want to be someone's silly little crush lolol fml